P.S. I've got a new stepmom

So my mom just told me that Leo (my father) got married again. I've got a new step mom! (Insert rolled eyes here.) I have never met the woman but she was apparently at our wedding. I think I saw the back of her...the bleach blonde hair and tattoo covered arms. My mom met her at my sisters baby shower... she's a trashy biker chick who wears clothes about 20 years to young for her. Lovely.

So we shall see how long wife number 5 lasts. I swear...he has a complex about being alone.

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